The Transcripts

Sleeping beauty, 1994

Sleeping beauty, 1994

‘What I really would like to have now is a kind of mind recording device, to keep track of my thoughts, and have a stream-of-consciousness transcript.
Something called: iUlysses XR.
Above is a prototype we did in 1994 for DUTCH magazine in a series called Sleeping Beauty.’
March 21, 2020.

Following is a selection from the transcripts on my iPhone XR.

 

July 3, 2020

Small Pamphlets give a Spiritual Meaning in a Time of Turmoil and Uncertainty

June 28, 2020

You can’t always get ‘You can’t always get what you want’

June 24, 2020

One in five is a zombie

June 23, 2020

Contactless adventures

June 20, 2020

What are you afraid of?

June 19, 2020

These Women are the Strongest of the Land

A Small Pamphlet of a Wild Pamphlet of a Giant Pamphlet

June 15, 2020

The code orange, the code is yellow

June 6, 2020

Virus tourism while the boten voor Pampus liggen

May 28, 2020

Small drops, fine drops, big drops, very big drops, very fine drops, drops.

May 26, 2020

All-In-One-To-Do life

May 25, 2020

How do you like me when I am diluted?  As a perfume, eau-de-toilette or a home fragrance?

May 24, 2020

Enjoying Amsterdam as a quiet provincial town

May 22, 2020

The trend for Spring/Summer 2020 is under-mortality

Virtual fans and take-away sex workers

May 18, 2020

Sex dolls fans

May 15, 2020

Not living like a god in France.

May 14, 2020

Living in the New Red Zone, May 14, 2020

Living in the New Red Zone, May 14, 2020

Is Antarctica not a quarantine place in itself?

 

May 11, 2020

The end of a lost paradise

May 7, 2020

Autofocus? Set your distance at 1.5m!

May 6, 2020

Ontwenning, ontkenning, ontbering

May 5, 2020

Don’t know where don’t know when

May 3, 2020

Back to the new normal

April 29, 2020

Yes we're open, April 29 2020

Yes we’re open, April 29 2020

For great ideas, April 29 2020

For great ideas, April 29, 2020

Yes, we’re open
For great ideas

April 27, 2020

#codeorange

April 26, 2020

These figures don’t match

April 24, 2002

Repelsteeltje-Rapeseed

April 21, 2020

Another-month-land

Another-month-land, 2020

Another-month-land, 2020

There will be a lot impossible!

Auch Zwerge haben klein angefangen

April 19, 2020

After the corona, we will get the drought

April 18, 2020

‘There was no reason for personal contact’. Even the hospital doesn’t want to speak to me!

April 16, 2020

I will send you a song each day

April 14, 2020

1,5 m? My lens is set at autofocus!

Someone died today. She said she is nothing to him.

While stock lasts

April 11, 2020

Cleaning up the house, cleaning up the terrace, cleaning up the mind

April 10, 2020

Circle of Influence – Circle of Concern

April 7, 2020

Zero daily deaths today

Be your favorite artwork

Your vagina is screaming for attention

Popeye, The Lifeguard, cannot be sold at Catawiki

Herr Sauer und Frau Süss: Der schönste Sport ist der Möbeltransport
Me: The nicest sport is the art transport

April 6, 2020

There was no reason for personal contact

After a virus attack on my computer system jpgs have the best chance of retrieval, of survival. Not the best quality image, but the ones who are adopted and compressed to lower quality (of life) will come out undamaged !.

April 5, 2020

When can I book my flight on Van der Vlugt Veilige Vlieg Vakanties?

The new A-word: Abstinence

Q: Und, Wie geht’s Dir ?
A: Gut! Und Du?
Q: Sonst noch was passiert, letzter Zeit?
A: mmmwhh?

April 4, 2020

The C-word, The R-word, The D-word

Holland is a risk area now, according to Germany! But I feel safe in my home is my studio is my home.

Self-employment – self-isolation – self-portrait

Er was geen aanleiding voor persoonlijk contact.
There was no reason for personal contact

April 3, 2020

‘In Anotherland the West Zone has been documented frequently in the Last Field Trips. Many Pamphlets have been taken for research. It is rumored when the Blue Heaven changes into the Black Heaven the area becomes Desolate and not Safe. Groups of Bearded Men smoking and exchanging the Forbidden Herbs dance in large groups around the Flowering Trees. It was reported one was screaming:  “Corona, Pamphlet, Corona Pamphlet! ”
It is time that the Big Spirit pulls the Leaves down and that they return only in the Futureyear’

‘What the People of Anotherland really could use know is a Mouth and Nose Protective Tool from the Bamboo Forest’

running nose – running mate – running

April 2, 2020

What would Darwin have thought about all this, this situation?

Some material may not be suitable for adults

April 1, 2020

For all the people who want to have A Day at the Beach:
Please have a look at My Series Here.
Spoiler:
The beach looks the same every day, only on some days, seasons, or time of the day, it looks different.

Even the weather forecast is giving foolish information today

‘Won’t get jested again’

‘Day of the Jesters’

March 30, 2020

9/11+HIV+2008=2020

2020=cmd+w

2020=cmd+z cannot be found at the moment.

It sounds like a Euro Songfestival, ‘The Netherlands 3rd place’.
Rome may I have your votes?!

Radio Bandung, radio Bandung?

March 30, 2020

My studio is my home –  my home is my studio

Eat more fruit – eat more Freud

‘There was no reason for personal contact’.
Even the hospital does not want to contact me

Artist in residence – artist in isolation – artist in nursing home – artist in ic

Method acting – method modeling –  method writing – method photographing

It’s all there, it’s all here, it’s all in here.

‘Will use my Bird Cage Pamphlet Tool again.’

‘Luckily the Blue Heaven has been replaced by a Grey Cover and Fume from the  Northern Ice Fields’

My home is my studio – my studio is my home

March 28, 2020

Your beauty is overwhelming me, you are my Stendhal syndrome

March 27, 2020

March 26, 2020

March 25, 2020

March 24, 2020

March 23, 2020

March 22, 2020

March 21, 2020

March 20, 2020

‘While stock lasts’
In 2014 I was hoarding as much Polaroid as I could get. On Friday night around 6 PM, it was announced they would stop the production of any time. I called my photo equipment dealer Calumet in Amsterdam, but they were already closed. So I tried B&H in NY directly and bought as much 8×10 Polaroid material I could get. The bill was about $ 25,000.