Sleeping beauty, 1994
March 21, 2020
‘What I really would like to have now is a kind of mind recording device, to keep track of my thoughts, and have a stream-of-consciousness transcript.
Something called like iUlysses XR.
Above is a prototype we made in 1994 for DUTCH magazine in a series called Sleeping Beauty.
Following is a selection from the transcripts on my iPhone XR.
April 4, 2022
Existential Gorge
More Craving
April 2, 2022
The Craving
March 14, 2022
A Question of Questions
A Matter of Matters
A Matter of Questions
A Question of Time
March 13, 2022
A Very Difficult Situation
A Clear Signal
The Game Changer
The Iron Curtain With Double Armored Glass Windows
March 11, 2022
The Eb And The Flow
March 2, 2022
The Sky Over Anotherland is Illuminating
February 27, 2022
The Special Operation
February 24, 2022
Evacuate to Anotherland
February 24, 2022
There Is No Purgatory Only Hell
The Next Level
February 25, 2021
Token without Fungus
February 3, 2021
Marcelletje snottebelletje beleid
Transcript February 3, 2021
January 27, 2021
It is a question of questions
It is a matter of matters
January 23, 2021
Cure a few
January 21, 2021
Back to work
January 19, 2021
I already have my vaccine
January 8, 2021
The Nutcase
January 4, 2021
De Voorrang – The Priority
January 1, 2021
The Radetzky March on Skis
December 31, 2020
Uitvoeringstechnisch
December 28, 2020
Almost Code Black is Dark Grey
December 26, 2020
The Mutated Variant
December 22, 2020
The Start
December 21, 2020
The Mutants
December 16, 2020
Take Action
The Chain Gang
We Need Action
The Essentials
December 14, 2020
The Tower of Power
December 6, 2020
The Courting Crickets
November 29, 2020
The Knuffle Guest, The Hugging Guy, De Knuffelgast, The Knuffle Guy, The Cuddle Guest
November 15, 2020
De Anotherland-deskundige
The Anotherland expert
De Anotherland-kenner
The Anotherland specialist
The Anotherlandist
November 11, 2020
De Amerika-deskundige
November 8, 2020
Corona XL DeLuxe
True or False? True or False!
November 6, 2020
De Amerikadeskundige.
This Difficult Period
November 3, 2020
Je mag ook niks meer…
October 30, 2020
The Noises of Silence
October 27, 2020
Go with the grow
October 26, 2020
According to the Laws and Measures of Draco
October 25, 2020
Just a perfect day
October 24, 2020
There will never be a normal
October 23, 2020
RIVM, AMT, RED, GGD, LCPS
October 21, 2020
The oranges are smeared
October 18, 2020
Go no, where?
October 17, 2020
Je kan ook nooit met vakantie.
September 16, 2020
Silver Bullet Measures
My New Agency. Dutch Miracle Models
September 15, 2020
Deep Valley Optimism
September 10, 2020
The Code is Mellow Yellow Again.
August 24, 2020
The Empress Strikes Back
August 13, 2020
Are You Deaf or Something? Yes, I am.
August 10, 2020
The White Orgy Island
July 29, 2020
Be My Local Experiment
July 24, 2020
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, Exhibition
July 20, 2020
Selling Short with Vaccines
July 10, 2020
Fair Warnings Worldwide
July 7, 2020
Exposure is Possible
July 4, 2020
Prepare for Serious Disorder
July 3, 2020
Small Pamphlets give a Spiritual Meaning in a Time of Turmoil and Uncertainty
June 28, 2020
You Can’t Always Get ‘You can’t always get what you want’
June 24, 2020
One in Five is a Zombie
June 23, 2020
Contactless Adventures
June 20, 2020
What Are You Afraid Of?
June 19, 2020
These Women are the Strongest of the Land
A Small Pamphlet of a Wild Pamphlet of a Giant Pamphlet
June 15, 2020
The Code is Orange, the Code is Yellow
June 6, 2020
Virus Tourism while the boten voor Pampus liggen
May 28, 2020
Small Drops, Fine Drops, Big Drops, Very Big Drops, Very Fine Drops, drops.
May 26, 2020
All-In-One-To-Do life
May 25, 2020
How do you like me when I am diluted? As a Perfume, Eau-de-toilette, or a Home Fragrance?
May 24, 2020
Enjoying Amsterdam as a Quiet Provincial Town
May 22, 2020
The Trend for Spring/Summer 2020 is Under-Mortality
Virtual Fans and Takeaway Sex Workers
May 18, 2020
Sex Dolls Fans
May 15, 2020
Not Living Like a God in France.
May 14, 2020
Living in the New Red Zone, May 14, 2020
Is Antarctica not a Quarantine Place in Itself?
May 11, 2020
The End of a Lost Paradise
May 7, 2020
Autofocus? Set Your Distance at 1.5m!
May 6, 2020
Ontwenning, ontkenning, ontbering
May 5, 2020
Don’t Know Where Don’t Know When
May 3, 2020
Back to the new normal
April 29, 2020
Yes we’re open, April 29 2020
For great ideas, April 29, 2020
Yes, We’re Open
For Great Ideas
April 27, 2020
#codeorange
April 26, 2020
These Figures Don’t Match
April 24, 2002
Repelsteeltje-Rapeseed
April 21, 2020
Another-Month-land
Another-month-land, 2020
There will be a lot impossible!
Auch Zwerge haben klein angefangen
April 19, 2020
After the Corona, We Will Get the Drought
April 18, 2020
‘There Was no Reason for Personal Contact’. Even the Hospital Doesn’t want to Speak to Me!
April 16, 2020
I will send you a Song Each Day
April 14, 2020
1,5 m? My Lens is Set at Autofocus!
Someone Died Today. She Said She is Nothing to Him.
While Stock Lasts
April 11, 2020
Cleaning up the House, Cleaning up the Terrace, Cleaning up the Mind
April 10, 2020
Circle of Influence – Circle of Concern
April 7, 2020
Zero daily deaths today
Be your favourite artwork
Your vagina is screaming for attention
Popeye, The Lifeguard, cannot be sold at Catawiki
Herr Sauer und Frau Süss: Der schönste Sport ist der Möbeltransport
Me: The nicest sport is the art transport
April 6, 2020
There was no reason for personal contact
After a virus attack on my computer system jpegs have the best chance of retrieval, of survival. Not the best quality image, but the ones that are adopted and compressed to lower quality (of life) will come out undamaged !.
April 5, 2020
When can I book my flight on Van der Vlugt Veilige Vlieg Vakanties?
The new A-word: Abstinence
Q: Und, Wie geht’s Dir ?
A: Gut! Und Du?
Q: Sonst noch was passiert, letzter Zeit?
A: mmmwhh?
April 4, 2020
The C-word, The R-word, The D-word
Holland is a risk area now, according to Germany! But I feel safe in my home is my studio is my home.
Self-employment – self-isolation – self-portrait
Er was geen aanleiding voor persoonlijk contact.
There was no reason for personal contact
April 3, 2020
‘In Anotherland the West Zone has been documented frequently in the Last Field Trips. Many Pamphlets have been taken for research. It is rumoured that when the Blue Heaven changes into the Black Heaven the area becomes Desolate and not Safe. Groups of Bearded Men smoking and exchanging the Forbidden Herbs dance in large groups around the Flowering Trees. It was reported that one was screaming: “Corona, Pamphlet, Corona Pamphlet! ‘
It is time that the Big Spirit pulls the Leaves down and that they return only in the Futureyear’
‘What the People of Anotherland really could use know is a Mouth and Nose Protective Tool from the Bamboo Forest’
running nose – running mate – running
April 2, 2020
What would Darwin have thought about all this, this situation?
Some materials may not be suitable for adults
April 1, 2020
For all the people who want to have A Day at the Beach:
Please have a look at My Series Here.
Spoiler:
The beach looks the same every day, only on some days, seasons, or times of the day, it looks different.
Even the weather forecast is giving foolish information today
‘Won’t get jested again’
‘Day of the Jesters’
March 30, 2020
9/11+HIV+2008=2020
2020=cmd+w
2020=cmd+z cannot be found at the moment.
It sounds like a Euro Songfestival, ‘The Netherlands 3rd place’.
Rome may I have your votes?!
Radio Bandung, radio Bandung?
March 30, 2020
My studio is my home – my home is my studio
Eat more fruit – eat more Freud
‘There was no reason for personal contact’.
Even the hospital does not want to contact me
Artist in residence – artist in isolation – artist in nursing home – artist in ic
Method acting – method modelling – method writing – method photographing
It’s all there, it’s all here, it’s all in here.
‘Will use my Bird Cage Pamphlet Tool again.’
‘Luckily the Blue Heaven has been replaced by a Grey Cover and Fume from the Northern Ice Fields’
My home is my studio – my studio is my home
March 28, 2020
Your beauty is overwhelming me, you are my Stendhal syndrome
March 27, 2020
March 26, 2020
March 25, 2020
March 24, 2020
March 23, 2020
March 22, 2020
March 21, 2020
March 20, 2020
‘While stock lasts’
In 2014 I was hoarding as much Polaroid material as I could get. On Friday night around 6 PM, it was announced they would stop the production at any time. I called my photo equipment dealer Calumet in Amsterdam, but they were already closed. So I tried B&H in NY directly and bought as much 8×10 Polaroid material as I could get. The bill was about $ 25,000.